Max Malins | Bristol & England Rugby

Mr Max Malins of England and Bristol Bears, photographed at the Bristol Rugby High Performance Centre.

As a a fully paid up dull man who notices nice lawns, I can confirm the elite £12 million facility has top notch groundskeepers. The grass pitches are so immaculate that I mistook one of them for astroturf. The lawnmower was the giveaway.