The Fen II
Whilst visiting family over the Christmas period I took a stroll along the wonderfully named Devil's Dyke which runs through Cambridgeshire. In desperate need of some quick cash to pay an impending tax bill and inspired by Andreas Gursky's landscape 'Rhine II' which recently broke the record for the most amount of money paid for a photograph ($4.3 million), I took this picture. I'm currently taking offers for my photograph, starting at £1 million (preferably in cash). If it helps you bid more - the image represents my own "dramatic and profound reflection on human existence and our relationship to nature on the cusp of the 21st century". I may have nicked that from Gursky. Get your offers in quickly and no Nigerian time wasters please.